I am such a bore lately,
I can’t keep myself from contemplating the bad things,
the bad one liners,
like the time I caught the well on fire,
well I was just making light of a rainy day.
I had no plans to stay hydrated.
The lightning struck so close it could’ve blown our heads right off,
the thunder was so loud it was shaking the ground.
So we cut a rug,
we stood and hugged for maybe 15 minutes.
I’m still not sure what I have to give you, but I’m glad you stick around,
Cuz I am such a bore lately,
Yeah, I am such a bore.